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[The turtle killed the sun]

Uff, hard stuff right now.
But it has a deep sense somewhere.
If I wouldn't be that drunk right now because of Carnival Parteys, I'd be asking you how a turtle could fall in love with a piece of bird shit that gets melt by the sun an during that time created a skeleton. Also I'd ask you how you can take responsibility for ripping out a Butterfly's wings and being able to fly to the sun and kill it through a stab into the eye, and so on.
But why does the frog, who got killed in the beginning, so suicidal motivated, kill itself then?

But in conclusion, awesome =D

golfinho responds:

yes...why?

[The Masquerade]

Well done.

Not long ago, I wrote an exam about masks, the source was "Traumnovelle" by Arthur Schnitzler.
I was overwhelmed watching this, because you managed to show the facts as they are. People walking around with masks, some, because they like the temporary state of their outer behaviour, others only get accepted when wearing a mask. The risk of getting lost in a mask is too obvious and high, so your character fades more and more, creating due to this loss only more masks until you are left with no face to show.

Congratulations, astonishing work.

Sincerely yours.

[CopsOnFireWithErections]

Whuat?

did I just watch?
But awesome anyway, the storyline hid under the carpet, the music once again, was not only Sexual-Lobster-typical, it was even outstanding and fitted the characters XD NOT
No, really, you know how to turn off brains

But I think I'm left with a question here: in this rehab, has there really been a guinea pig on the right side? Awesome!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that is the majestic bearded squirrel-beaver my friend.

[Bilbo the Diabetic]

Only a Snickers edited?

At least it was funny somehow in this context, but I'm afraid the whole video is not your own creation!
Not even the pasted Snickers =D

But Merry Christmas to you too!

Psychopath responds:

Yes, I'm well aware of the fact that I did not use my own assets for this Flash movie but that's the burden we must carry; parody knows few owners.

[The awesomest movie ever]

Hmm. At least music is cool.

But I'm sure it's not music made on your own.
To call this as the awesomest movie ever...hmm - No.
Would have been better if at least the emoticon was synchrone to the music.
Why this got admitted, I don't know, because I was banned from Audio submission before I even could post anything and I put effort in it.

Next time put in some more effort, please.

epikguyz responds:

This is a 9-year-old's biggest effort to create a flash movie. DEAL WITH IT.

[Blisterine+ Short]

New to mee

Blisterine + is the medicine against AIDS? DAMN, you saved the world!
Except for the collateral damge of losing your mouth area. Wayne.
Serious blood loss and therefore death? Wayne. It helps against AIDS! MAN!

[O Skyrim]

Another Parody 'bout Skyrim, but...

...it still made me laughalot!

Maybe because I'm easy to fascinate - no, thats a good work!

But I'm afraid, the links at the end of the movie don't work.

[Skyrim Is Epic]

Uh, them long nipplez!

Yay, another Skyrim Parody!
They're hilarious, I mean, I'm kinda used to the freakin things happening the next moment in your vids but that was ARRRSUM!

+5 because of nipples and balls. And tits, but them are granny ones, ieww.

Did you ever molest dragons? Reaction seemed quite realistic =D

[Leo & Satan IV]

Teh foot...

...went right down on Leo - BAM!
Didn't even know, Leo has died before, but the most interesting character is this bum lingering around - but how "the hell" (:D) did he even get in da house?
But awesome so far!